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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.
Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there’s no choic
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Friendship SMS
The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our Heartbeat’s! Though they r not visible, they silently support our life.
I thank d lord for d gift of friendship where I can b myself and b accepted as I am and for finding a home in d heart of a friend.
You Encouraged me to follow my dreams
and even when the road was rough,
you always cheered me along the way.
You Never gave up on me–not for a
single second–even when I was more
than ready to give up on myself.
You Devoted your time to me and
remained a constant in my life
even when the world was changing.
For these reasons,
and many more,
I call you “friend.”
And though I can’t
possibly say this
strongly enough:
Thank you, friend!
Education SMS
A GENIUS is a Person
who Can Do for $1
what others
Can Do for $100? - As such we Complete
our Syllabus in 1 Day,
what our Lecturers
Try to In 1 Year.!!
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
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