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Switch ON TV fast- KATRINA KAIF has bn hospitalisd bcoz of SUICIDE ATTEMPT.Watch Asianet news REASON: sHe want 2 marry Me & I refusd 2 marry her.Silly girl.

A Drunk Enters Church Confession Box says Nothing Priest coughs & Knocks No answerPriest bangs 3 times Drunk - “No use knocking No Toilet Paper this side too”

A Lady asked a Bank Manager : ‘What is a Joint Account.?’ He explained : ‘It means the Husband Deposits and the Wife Withdraws

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Friendship SMS
Friend means that Person who stands by U Supports U Motivates U Cares 4 U Corrects U Teaches U & is always with U But 4 me friend means Just U

MY CELLphone is waiting for ur call. INBOX is waiting for ur SMS CALL REGISTER is waiting for ur missed call. MY Heart is waiting for ur friendship.

Without Humor, life is sick. Without Courage, life is hard. Without Love, life is hopeless. Without Friends like U, life is impossible.

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Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor? Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor? Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch) Interviewer: Stop! Stop! Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Examiner: “What is a step-up transformer?” Student: “A transformer that is put on top of electric poles.” Examiner (smiling): “And then what is a step-down transformer?” Student (hesitantly):” Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?” Examiner (pouncing): “Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?” (Student knows he is caught-can’t answer ) Examiner (impatiently): “Well?” Student (triumphantly): “A stepless transformer, sir!”

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