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The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?”
“Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.”
“Don’t worry, it won’t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.”
Friendship SMS
I may not b d most important person in ur LIFE…But I just hope that One day when u hear my name u wud just SMILE & say: Hey that’s my friend.
Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as u, n that’s d very special reason why I keep in touch with u.
The best kind of friend is d one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word and walk away feeling like that was d best conversation u’ve had.
Education SMS
What is Red and
goes Tring Tring.? Guess TOMATO
the Tring Tring was
to confuse you..
.
OK again
What is Red and goes
Tring Tring.? guess Black Phone
the Red was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.? guess CAKE
both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.? guess FIRE ENGINE
and you thought I was confusing you.
.
And that’s how they
ask in the exams.!
Be ready..
Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to Neha
3 to Reema and
4 to Pinky
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New
Girlfriends
Mam!!!
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
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