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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there’s no choic

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Friendship SMS
You were the greatest friend, You always knew what to say: You made everything seem better. As long as we had each other, Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line, We slowly came apart. I was here, you were there, It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing, Our cheerful music reversed its tune. It was like having salt without pepper, A sun without its moon.

Education SMS
Examiner: “What is a step-up transformer?” Student: “A transformer that is put on top of electric poles.” Examiner (smiling): “And then what is a step-down transformer?” Student (hesitantly):” Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?” Examiner (pouncing): “Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?” (Student knows he is caught-can’t answer ) Examiner (impatiently): “Well?” Student (triumphantly): “A stepless transformer, sir!”

Why do students fail in exams? BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days 365-122=243 summer holidays=61 days 243-61=182 sundays in a year= 52 days 182-52=130 festival holidays= 40 days 130-40=90 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days 90-46=44 winter holiays=15 days 44-15=29 1hr of chatting per day=15 days 29-15=14 sickness days/yr = 10 days 14-10=4 film time in a yr= 3 days 4-3=1 remaining 1day is their HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

A GENIUS is a Person who Can Do for $1 what others Can Do for $100? - As such we Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!!

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