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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there’s no choic
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Friendship SMS
You were the greatest friend,
You always knew what to say:
You made everything seem better.
As long as we had each other,
Everything would be okay.
But somewhere along the line,
We slowly came apart.
I was here, you were there,
It tore a hole in my heart.
Things were changing,
Our cheerful music reversed its tune.
It was like having salt without pepper,
A sun without its moon.
Education SMS
Examiner: “What is a step-up transformer?”
Student: “A transformer that is put on top of electric poles.”
Examiner (smiling): “And then what is a step-down transformer?”
Student (hesitantly):” Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?”
Examiner (pouncing): “Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?”
(Student knows he is caught-can’t answer )
Examiner (impatiently): “Well?”
Student (triumphantly): “A stepless transformer, sir!”
Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days
365-122=243 summer holidays=61 days
243-61=182 sundays in a year= 52 days
182-52=130 festival holidays= 40 days
130-40=90 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days
90-46=44 winter holiays=15 days
44-15=29 1hr of chatting per day=15 days
29-15=14 sickness days/yr = 10 days
14-10=4 film time in a yr= 3 days
4-3=1
remaining 1day is their
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
A GENIUS is a Person
who Can Do for $1
what others
Can Do for $100? - As such we Complete
our Syllabus in 1 Day,
what our Lecturers
Try to In 1 Year.!!
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